A conversation overheard this weekend.

An Awkward Teenage Boy: “Yeah, I worked at a camp this past summer…maybe I’ll work there again next year.”

Middle-Aged Uncle-type Guy Trying to Relate: “Oh yeah? They got girls there?”

AATB: “Yeah, some.”

MAUGTR: “Hot girls?”

AATB: “Kind of, I guess.”

MAUGTR: “Easy girls?”

AATB: “Well, I heard about this one girl who was friends with my sister…”

MAUGTR: (Looking off into the middle distance) “Cool.”